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Conscientious Objector Long Sleeve Tee

Conscientious Objector Long Sleeve Tee

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My Dear Annabelle,

Today was a hard day on the Internet battlefield. I responded to many comments while enduring a constant barrage of tweets. I long for the day when the culture war ends and we can sit together under the old apple tree and binge cat videos on TikTok, just like we used to.

Until that blessed day, I remain...

Your Loving Hiram

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